Answer: Paul Erdős, of course! As the Erdős number describes the "collaborative distance" in authorship of mathematical papers between mathematician Paul Erdős and another person it is only natural that Paul Erdős holds this position.
Answer: Marty Schottenheimer On this track from the classic "the Slim Shady LP", Eminem dropped the line "cursing at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer".